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Shayne Batcheler
New Zealand

Full name: Shayne Batcheler
Nickname: Psycho
Home Town: Wellington, NZ
Current age: In his mid-60s apparently?
Major teams: TAB
Batting style: Right-hand bat
Bowling style: Medicated. If it gets to the other end, its a bloody miracle!
Cricketing Hero: Lance Cairns
Song that fires him up: Hey Mickey - Toni Basil; A Little Less Conversation - Elvis Presley

Mat Runs Balls RPB 6s Ave Outs +25
Indoor 25 224 321 0.70 2 7.00 32 1
Mat Inn NO HS Runs Ave Ccs +50
Outdoor - - - - - - - -
Mat Ovs Runs Wkts ROs RPB Ave SR -Conc 5w
Indoor 25 52 523 29 8 1.44 18.03 12.55 0 0
Mat Ovs Mds Runs Wkts Ave SR ER Best 5w
Outdoor - - - - - - - - - -

Shayne Batcheler knows what its like to be Dirty Harry or a soldier of fortune as Shayne is living the dream of being The A Team. Okay, so there aren't many Colombian bandidos peddling cocaine on the streets of Wellington. In fact, Shayne set up the New Zealand branch of the A Team over 15 years ago and hasn't had a single case to work on; though he has pursued a number of drunk drivers down the Kapiti Coast in a humvee.

Despite not having any significant projects to work on, this does not prevent Shayne from undertaking a significant amounts of pre-planning for any such eventuality during his spare time. On the weekends, Shayne retreats to a hidden shack in the Tararuas and builds unique weaponry such as the superpowered Spud Gun, a cannon which fires high velocity cauliflowers. His most recent projects have included such intreguingly named ideas as the Incendiary Heifer, The Power Possum and Nuclear Knuckledusters

Here are some facts about Shayne:

    ·When Shayne crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
    ·When Shayne throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back
    ·Shayne can clap with one hand
    ·It takes Shayne only 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes
    ·There were never any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Shayne was living in New Zealand the whole time.
    ·Shayne can touch MC Hammer
    ·Shayne can slam a revolving door.
    ·Shayne fought the law and Shayne won.
    ·Shayne is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.
    ·When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Shayne Batcheler
Andrew Newman August 2007